Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Laos, continued


Sundown on the Mekong, Luang Prabang
I thought, in coming to Thailand, that I would really be roughing it. Being here now I can hardly remember what fantasies I had about Thailand: where I would live, my students, what it would look like, etc. When we got to Laos all those memories about my Thai fantasies came flooding back, as Laos is exactly what I thought Thailand would be like. Laos has found a way to accommodate foreign guests and all the pampering they need while still maintaining it’s own culture. All the women still wear the lovely Lao skirts (picked up one of those, 100,000 kip), the people in the markets still wear the pointed hat that looks like a pyramid to block the sun. Staring out a window of your bus you can see their culture still alive and well. Small villages pop up along the side of the road and extend up the hillside. The homes are made of woven bamboo and straw roofs. Everyone is barefoot. Everyone looks happy. They don’t stare at the farang like everyone in Thailand; instead they mostly go about their work and business. On a 9 hour bus ride through the mountains, our bus had to stop in one of the villages to connect a hose to a water pump to cool off the engine. We had to wait as a 60 year old woman sat bathing in her sarang at the water pump. This sounds a lot easier than it looked, as a woman is not allowed to show that much skin yet private bathing is not a custom for the Lao people. She cleaned her self quickly and gracefully while maintaining her modesty then bowing out so we could use her water pump to get a move on it.
It’s a poor country and this is no more evident then at the hospitals. Due to a momentary case of vertigo, Molly acquired a deep third degree burn while riding a motorbike in the party town of Vang Vieng.  Her leg looked like seared ahi tuna. We went to the “hospital” in Vang Vieng in an attempt to figure out what you do with a burn like that. This hospital resembled a civil war med tent more than a hospital. I'm almost positive you can blame the idiot tourists who come to party (V.V. is famous for it's mushrooms and opium) for the chaotic state of this place. Dirty and disheveled and under staffed. No one spoke English and they bandaged Molly up without giving us any advice on what to do. Our next destination took us a beautiful town called Luang Prabang, the self proclaimed “most romantic city in SE Asia.” I’ve never been to the French Rivera but feel as though they would look similar. The burn got more painful while we were there and we decided to try out their hospital.
The hospital was newly built and looked much nicer than the one in Vang Vieng, which I know isn’t saying much. But they had clean enough medical equipment that Molly, who has worked in hospitals, said “okay, we’ll try it out.” We were told to wait in a large exam room with a clean bed to sit on, oxygen tanks at the ready, x-ray scans on the wall and a chart of the human body next to it. Hell, it even had air con, magic words in Laos.
“I’ll burn you every morning just so we can come sit in here during the day,” I told Molly. I wandered outside to get a better look at the large hospital when a Lao woman stops me with her perfect English.
“May I help you?”
“Yes. My friend has a burn she needs looked at in room 24.”
“No one is with you already?” she asks.
“No.”
“Okay.”
I walk back to the room and snap this photo of Molly waiting for the doc.
A minute later two women walk in. One is young with a youthful sterness painted on her face. She works on positioning Molly on the bed, which has a latex sheet fitted to it the color of dried blood.
Two days old and starting to ache
The second woman is a bit older and looks us over. Her smile radiates a genuine joy.
“I don’t speak English,” she says. Her voice is upbeat and cheerful and I smile and giggle at the joke. She busies herself unlocking equipment from the cabinet. I smile at Molly, thinking this is going to work just fine.
Nurse 2 then asks me if I speak Lao in Lao. I shake my head then reply that I speak a bit of Thai in Thai. She gets excited and gives me a rapid burst of sounds. It takes her two tries before I realize she’s telling me she’ll translate the Lao from Nurse 1 into Thai so I can translate to Molly in English.
“We’re screwed,” I tell Molly.
“Can you go find a doctor who speaks English?” Molly asks them.
Silence.
They begin to examine Molly’s leg by taking the bandage off the burn which is painfully sticking to the burn. Molly sits up, moaning and begging the nurse to put some saline solution on the bandage to ease the process of pealing the gauze.
“Sleep, sleep,” Nurse 1 tells her, meaning "lie down, damnit."
Meanwhile, Nurse 2 is, I believe, asking me what happened and how long ago. I tell her through hand gestures that it was caused by a motorbike. I tell her it happened in Vang Vieng 3 days earlier. I have no idea what she is asking me next but Molly moans again and make to put her hand up to stop the pealing of gauze. Nurse 1 actually slaps her hand away and rips the whole gauze pad off in one pull. Molly falls back on the table, leg shaking.
I realize Nurse 2 is asking what meds Molly is on and I tell her none (we are both miming putting pills in our mouth.) I tell the nurse we clean the wound with betadine every night but I’m pretty sure what I actually said was “I open the wound how many minutes a night.” She seems to understand. She sits me down at the table to fill out the paper work. We come to the discussion of medication and she loses me. She take out her pad and writes something, scribbles it out then turns to a new page and writes, A-M-O…
“Oh great, amoxicillin,” I shout to Molly. “You’re saved. That will kill anything.”
Nurse 2 gives me a relieved laugh. She tells me two pills twice a day, which I understand the third time she says it.
Molly is getting rewrapped when a man opens the window from the outside next to the table I’m sitting at. He pokes his smiling face in and both the nurses scream and laugh.
“Doctor speaks English!” she says. We all cheer as the doctor comes in and confirms, to my disbelief, everything I understood about my conversation with Nurse 2.
After he leaves I reach across the table and put my hands on Nurse 2’s upper arms in an almost hug that she returns, one of the best hugs I’ve ever received. She tells me I’m beautiful and I tell her she’s beautiful and Laos is beautiful and we thank them and leave. Molly tells me in the tuk tuk that I did well and I do feel great having had my first complete conversation in Thai, via Lao, English and hand gestures. 


All these photos are Luang Prabang











My reward for the hospital visit: first glass of wine since September and broad beans!

Laos



We slowly made our way from the south of Thailand up to the north in preparation for a border crossing. We entered Laos (truly pronounced ‘Lao’ as there is no ‘s’ sound in SE Asian languages) on the northeast border of Thailand via a crammed bus. The crossing was standard; get to immigration and fill out the cards, wait for them to use up an entire page of your passport with a massive visa card and exchange your money, which was the fun part. As I understand, Laos is still rated as one of the poorest countries in the world so their currency is all in the thousands. So when I handed the man at the counter all of my Thai baht I received about 4.4 million (cue the pinky finger to edge of lip) kip. Bucketlist: become a millionaire. Check! I had the sudden feeling everyone was staring at me as I stuffed 4 million kip of bills in my bag, trying to make sense of this currency. We got our visas and walked into Laos flush as millionaires.
Stuck in the luggage hole
It took me about two, maybe three months to fall in love with Thailand. It took me all of three hours to fall in love with Laos. The capital, Vientiane, sits on the border of Thailand so that was our first stop. Walking around the city I instantly felt peace and wonder. No traffic jams, no one trying to sell you anything, no one getting in your face when you refuse their services, no skyscrapers, not as much trash and people driving like they actually care about their lives. There is something in the air in Laos that permeates into you. You feel calm and relaxed almost immediately even though you have no idea where you are and you can't understand anyone. The people are sensational. Considerate and lively, they don’t try and swindle you or lecherously ogle you. Instead they want you to come play a game of football with them or want to show you around an art exhibit for free that hasn’t opened to the public yet.
We spent four days enjoying Vientiane, doing our best to keep warm and dry but failing miserably; the rain would follow us for another 3 days. There isn’t much to do around the capital but that is sort of it’s charm. You can walk around the whole city by foot, visiting temples and a mock of the Arc de Triomphe boasting some Asian flare. You can stop for a delicious Beerlao at any restaurant or food stall. You can lounge in a cafĂ© where they serve actual coffee. You can get an actual sandwich on a fantastic baguette with anything you want, a gift from the long French occupation.  
The sun came out for a few hours on our last day in the capital so we hired a tuk tuk to take us to Buddha park. This park is a mish-mash of Buddhist and Hindu statues some nut case collected from all over SE Asia and planted in a park along the Mekong river (there is one similar by the same guy in Thailand.) The closer we got to the park the more we started to really feel that we had left the comfort of Thailand. The road went from paved to mud and we weaved and bounced along the road, waving at the locals and children who would run after us. The tuk tuk driver had to break for multiple herds of cattle that sniffed us out then went along their business. Chickens and goats and a random swan also stared at us from their roadside seats though they were kind enough to get out of our way when they heard us coming (which shouldn't have been hard; the tuk tuk's engine sounded like we were about to take off into flight at any minute.) We arrived at the park just in time for the sun to grace us with soft light, perfect for photos. 
On our final night in the capital we walked along the touristy boardwalk till we reached a bar that claimed to be a Belgian Beer bar. Jackpot. I chatted with the owner, a Belgian himself, for a minute about Belgian and American beers, glassware, festivals and Beerlao before I got down to business. 200,000 kip later I curled up on my makeshift cot on the floor next to Molly and Allison a very happy farang. 


Beautiful art gallery we were allowed to tour before the show opened
Downtown Vientiane
Roof of the "Triomphe"

This temple is rumored to house a bone of Buddha himself
Buddha Park

 

Jurassic Park


The gang chowing down
We left Maya Bay in a daze, sure that our trip had already peaked and we were only four days in. We returned to the main land and decided to leave immediately. The four of us spent one night in Krabi then headed to Khao Sok national park. Upon arriving, we again felt like we had won the lottery. The Andaman coast side of Thailand shares the same topography of the lime stone cliffs that make the islands famous. As you drive through the valley to get to the park all you see are peaks covered in dense layers of trees and vines that shelter smaller valleys and river beds. We had landed in Jurassic Park. You can seriously hear the theme music when you enter the valley the park lies in (either that or someone in the van was humming it.) We found a quiet resort that had cheap and beautiful bungalows on the river then promptly padded ourselves on the back with beers, some of the best Thai food I’ve ever had and games of Jenga.
Khao Sok is the first national park in Thailand and part of the oldest rainforest in the world. It’s a loud, dark, damp, dense mammoth of a place with wild elephants, wild tigers, monkeys and snakes roaming undetected and, sadly, out of sight. A true jungle that reminds of youthful games of Explorer played in the bushes in your backyard.
We were up early and on the trail, expecting to do the whole loop of the park plus a quick hike to a stunning waterfall. We opted to kill the waterfall first so we could do the loop undisturbed. This plan seem to backfire after about 40 minutes. You’re constantly running into the branches and foliage and the trails are not as marked or noticeable as I would have thought. Jon was in the lead or I’m certain we would have been stranded farang lost in the old jungle within seconds. Everything is damp and whatever you grab to use as balance when you fall usually stings you. The noise of the jungle can be deafening at times so conversation came and went at the jungle’s whim. We crossed numerous streams (I took one major swim where, luckily, the only thing that was spared from a watery death was my camera) and climbed over large branches and rocks. Two hours in and we still hadn’t made it to the waterfall. It was slow going, to say the least. And then there were the leeches.
Jungle
Like something out of a bad 50s horror movie, the floor of the jungle actually looks like its moving in certain places. When you stop to take a breather you can see them come at you from the ground, flipping over like a slinky and come at you from every side. When you are walking, they stand tall on one bottom and swing around in the hopes of grabbing on to you as you walk by. And that tactic works. We started stopping more than we should to examine our shoes and socks for these sneaky fuckers (you can’t feel their bite or their sucking so unless you see them you have no way of knowing they are sucking you dry.) Unaware I would have to fend off blood sucking fiends in Thailand, I had worn hiking sandals. They were everywhere. Reaching my hand between the sandal and my foot I’d pull out a few at a time. I found one fucker, fat on my blood, between the strap and my toe. And while they aren’t really harmful (we were assured there was no diseases) they carry a major ick factor when you are pulling them off. Every once and a while I'd hear a groan coming from Molly, meaning I had to go peel her leeches off. By the time we reached the waterfall we were all bleeding from somewhere. Molly had 4 of them in her shoes and socks and somehow Jon had them on his chest, back and thigh. We stripped down and cleaned off in the waterfall, which, by the way, was worth the hike. We made it back to the trailhead in time for a stunning rainforest thunderstorm.
The following day we said goodbye to Jon and spent the day on the massive lake inside the park. Words can’t really do it justice, so I’ll leave you with pictures. Next stop is Laos, which I can only hope will be able to compete with the journey so far.

Really roughing it.


Rainforest Resort


My neighbor


You can hear thumping when you walk by...

The only wildlife we saw all day. Scary beast!



Heading out to the lake




You can rent out a floating bungalow






View from our porch